Your Porcelain Curly-Haired Vixen
I’m a small town farm girl, with a big heart, big hair and a big booty to match.
I’m definitely not perfect, and I’ll never try to be, but I could be perfect for you!
I can promise we will have a laugh together and you’ll find your new favourite gal to watch the game with. At the very least I will laugh at my own jokes.. because I think damn hilarious.
I’ve been a sports fan since I entered this world. Dallas Cowboys, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Wolfpack, Toronto Rock.... and the Saskatchewan Roughriders because, I am Canadian and I will support the CFL. I know, I know, there’s a good chance you hate the league, but I will talk your ear off about NFL too. Football will always be my 1st love.
My second love is food. Of all kinds. But my favourite food is a good bacon cheeseburger.
Third favourite is... well, take a guess ;)
I encourage any gender, race, or physical/mental ability to join me in a rendezvous.
When we are together I will not tolerate any homophobic, racist, bigoted or intolerant language of any kind.
To ensure our most open and intimate interaction please be take your hygiene in to account and accept the shower I offer you upon your arrival, or be freshly showered when I arrive to you.
Regular season - 1 hr. $300
Wild Card - 1.5 hours $450
Playoffs - 2 hrs. $600
Divisional - 3 hours -$900
Championship -4 hours -$1200
Super Bowl - 8 hours - $2400
MVP - 12 hours $3500
Pro Bowl - for fly me to you, or extended dates please contact me for rates.
For outcalls outside the downtown core contact me for a quote.
I offer social rates for sporting events, and other fun activities.
For a more deviant experience for you kinkier folks please add $100 to the fee.
I do not discuss acronyms on this site.
Add $100 per hour for couples. I LOVE couples. The more the merrier.
For serious booking inquiries please send an email to email@example.com
In your email please include the following: Full name, phone number, preferred day and time, and either a selfie with your ID or min. 2 references.
These are required to be considered for bookings. I also do enjoy when you tell me a bit about yourself and what you’re looking for! :)
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